You can’t fire me, I quit, but in a way where I can still collect unemployment.  LIAM McENEANEY

I love these long drawn-out meetings about productivity. Maybe next we’ll masturbate to the sexual harassment video.  MJ PARISI

“If you hold on I’m going to transfer you to someone who’s just as clueless as me, but gives even less of a f*ck.”  BEN BROOKS

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